so I’m at Dairy Queen ordering for my family

and the cashier asks whether I’d like whipped cream on the sundae

so I kind of shrug and laugh and go “haha, sure, lots, whatever”

and let me tell you something

they ain’t fuckin around at Dairy Queen

(Source: draculas-asshole, via blessingindisguisee)

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